hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place.
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me.
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
this
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