hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me.
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true